Different Types Of Man

Men Are of Different Types
Some Examples -

INTERNET man - 
Man of difficult access

SERVER man - 
Always busy when you need him

WINDOWS man - 
Everyone knows that he can't do a thing right, but no one can live without him

EXCEL man - 
They say he can do a lot of things, but you mostly use him to achieve your basic     requirements

D.O.S. man - 
Everyone had him, but no one wants him any more

VIRUS man - 
Also known as spouse, when you are not expecting him, he comes , install himself and uses all your resources, if you try to uninstall him you will lose something, if you don't uninstall him you will lose everything.

SCREENSAVER man - 
he is not worth for anything, but at least he is fun

RAM man - 
he forgets everything you say when you disconnect him

HARD DISK man - 
he remembers everything forever

MULTIMEDIA man - 
he makes horrible things look beautiful

USER man - 
he messes up everything he does and he ask always more than he needs

CD-ROM man - 
he is always faster and faster